When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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