Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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