My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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