Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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its like you know when i get waxed
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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