sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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