butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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