yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Buhtt sex?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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