I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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