What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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