I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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