Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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