Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i think i just lost a toe
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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