She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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