so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have post one night stand depression
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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