Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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