Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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