Sry I called you an 8
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How does one acquire holy water?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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