i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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