Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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