if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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