I wish i was in the wii world.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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