what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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