I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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