I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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