Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
this will be a night to untag.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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