everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish you could order shots online.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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