Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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