Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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