Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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