AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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