So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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