Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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