There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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