I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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