I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You can't just leave with hair like that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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