just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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