I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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