she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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