I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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