I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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