you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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