I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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