He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
nutella sex= disaster
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize