apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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