come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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