David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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