Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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