hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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