i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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