Have you finally orgasmed yet?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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