How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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