is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The uberlube is also flammable
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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