I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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