There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Farmville is her only friend.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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